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When Do I Get My Fucking Super Powers?
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[20 Jul 2006|10:00am] |
And I'm San Diego relaxing in 70 degree weather having the time of my life at the San diego comic convention.
and what I mean by the time of my life is : Seeing fat Slave out leia hoes and elvis stormtroopers. One of the crazier things here this year is the booth they have set up for " Snakes on a Plane. It's this huge open mouth Snake that you have to walk in to in order to see the trailer and outfits from the movie. Plus they have a Nintendo booth with DS lites set up and a Playstation booth set up with PS2's and PSP's set up.
and fuck the girls ( booth hoes ) and regular attentees are looking better this year.
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[16 Jul 2006|09:06am] |
Sunday : the last day in San Diego
10:30-11:30 DC: The Big Three— For one year, DC's three finest heroes were gone. But now they've returned! Find out where they've been and what's in store for the World's Greatest Super-Heroes with the new iconic architects Geoff Johns ( Action Comics, 52, Green Lantern, Teen Titans), Grant Morrison ( 52, Batman, WildCATS), Kurt Busiek ( Superman, Aquaman), Terry Dodson ( Wonder Woman), Paul Dini ( Detective Comics), and group editor Eddie Berganza and senior editor Matt Idelson. Room 5AB
10:30-11:30 The Tick: Belated Tenth Anniversary— Never before released on DVD, the animated series’ creative forces, including Benjamin Edlund (creator), Townsend Coleman (voice of the Tick), Randolph Heard and Chris McCulloch (writers), and Bob Polio (comic book letterer) discuss the cult classic that will finally debut on August 29. Join them for a discussion and Q&A session. Room 6CDEF
11:30-12:30 Mondo Marvel— Get the scoop on all things Marvel, from Avengers to X-Men and everything in between. Editor-in-chief Joe Quesada, Jeph Loeb (Ultimates 3), Charlie Huston (Moon Knight), Greg Pak (Incredible Hulk), and more gather in one room to share secrets from the House of Ideas. Room 6B
1:00-2:00 Vertigo Voices: The Fables Forum— Vertigo group editor Shelly Bond will be joined by the talent behind the now-classic Fables and the spin-off series Jack of Fables. Meet Bill Willingham ( Fables, Shadowpact), Mark Buckingham ( Fables), Tony Akins ( Fables, Jack of Fables), and amazing newcomer Matthew Sturges ( Jack of Fables) as they reveal the secrets behind the magic of the Fable world. Room 5AB 1:30-2:30 Blade: The Series from Spike TV— David Goyer ( Batman Begins), Geoff Johns ( JSA), Kirk “Sticky” Jones ( “Blade”), Jill Wagner ( “Krista Starr”), and other cast members will appear together for the first time ever to showcase the hot new TV series of the summer based on the Marvel Comics super-hero. Join David, Geoff and the cast for exclusive never-before-seen scenes from upcoming episodes and participate in the following Q&A session! Room 6B
3:00-4:00 New Line: Lord of the Rings— Find out the latest on upcoming DVDs and merchandise for The Lord of the Rings. Representatives from New Line Home Entertainment, Electronic Arts, and Sideshow Collectibles will be present with insight, sneak peeks, and Q&A. Room 5AB
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[16 Jul 2006|08:52am] |
Saturday- 22nd
10:30-11:30 Spotlight on Scott Williams— One of the hottest inkers in comics is a Comic-Con special guest for the first time. Known best for his longtime collaboration with Jim Lee, Scott Williams currently inks All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder. Coming up: the return of WildCATS, written by Grant Morrison, penciled by Lee, and inked by Williams. Scott answers your questions in this special spotlight event, moderated by Scott Dunbier, executive editor, WildStorm. Room 1A
10:30-11:30 50 Years of The Flash— Barry Allen sped into our lives 50 years, ago and comics have never been the same since! Jumpstarting the Silver Age of Comics, The Flash celebrates its 50th anniversary in this special panel featuring some of the best writers and artists to grace the title. Moderator Mark Waid, a Flash writer himself, talks to artist Carmine Infantino (who redesigned the character in 1956 and is indelibly associated with the title); writer Geoff Johns, who wrote the book for a long run ending last year; artist Howard Porter, who collaborated with Johns on his last story arcs in the series; and cover artist Brian Bolland, who produced a memorable run of covers for the series. Fast talk from a group who knows the character best! Room 5AB
10:30-11:30 Marvel and Activision: Stan Lee and Others Discuss the Ultimate Alliance of Super-Heroes— Be a part of the ultimate alliance of fans and listen to the creators and talent behind your favorite Marvel Super-Heroes talk about bringing characters from all over the Marvel universe together in the upcoming action/RPG Marvel: Ultimate Alliance. Panelists include legendary comics creator Stan Lee, Marvel writer and co-creator of the story behind Marvel: Ultimate Alliance C. B. Cebulski, actress Gabrielle Carteris (voice actress for Elektra in Marvel: Ultimate Alliance, best known for her role as Andrea on the TV hit Beverly Hills 90210), actor Phil Lamarr (voice actor for Uatu in Marvel: Ultimate Alliance, and also known for Mad TV! and Pulp Fiction), VP of interactive at Marvel Entertainment Ames Kirshen, and Activision’s executive producer on Marvel: Ultimate Alliance Adam Goldberg. Room 6B
11:30-1:00 Marvel: Cup o’ Joe— It's no-holds-barred, rapid-fire news and Q&A, shooting from the hip with the Q himself: Marvel editor-in-chief, Joe Quesada. This is one panel you don't want to miss! Room 6B
12:00-1:00 The Simpsons— Heading into their unprecedented 18th season this fall, and with their historic 400th episode airing next spring, The Simpsons continues to entertain and delight. Members of the team responsible for the longest-running comedy on television will be on hand to answer the questions everyone wants to know, including: how do you continue to keep it so good? Panelists include Matt Groening, creator and executive producer; James L. Brooks, executive producer; Matt Selman, executive producer; David Mirkin, executive producer; Al Jean, executive producer and head writer; Don Payne, co-executive producer; Bill Odenkirk, co-executive producer; Matt Warburton, supervising producer; Mike Scully, producer; and David Silverman, director. Moderated by Bill Morrison. Room 20
1:00-2:30 Kevin Smith— The moment is here. Kevin Smith’s Clerks 2 is in theaters now, and the man, the myth, the legend behind it is here at Comic-Con to talk about the making of the film and whatever else he damn well pleases. Hall H
2:00-3:00 Terry Moore— Meet the creator behind Strangers in Paradise at this one-man panel where Terry Moore promises to dish the dirt and reveal all the shocking secrets behind the scenes at SiP. Find out why a romance comic can enthrall the comics industry for 13 years and what Terry plans to do when the series ends next May. Room 1B
2:30-3:30 Todd McFarlane: The Devil’s in the Details— Todd McFarlane and associates will talk about the current projects of the McFarlane companies, including McFarlane Toys’ current toy lines, upcoming licenses and the future of Todd’s cutting-edge toy company. The panel will also preview upcoming new comic titles and review the changes to the core titles in Todd’s comics company. The newest project (an animated video for Disturbed’s Land of Confusion) from Todd McFarlane Entertainment will be shown. The panel will also discuss the many changes and new features coming to the McFarlane companies’ website, spawn.com, and open the floor to questions from the audience. Panel participants include Todd McFarlane ( Spawn), TME president Terry Fitzgerald, Brian Haberlin ( Spawn), David Hine ( Strange Embrace, Spawn), Philip Tan ( Uncanny X-Men, Spawn), and Brian Holguin ( Spawn). Room 5AB
3:30-4:30 Image Comics— This is your chance to get a first look at what red hot books Image Comics has in store for the rest of the year and into 2007! Join publisher Erik Larsen ( Savage Dragon) along with creators Robert Kirkman ( Walking Dead, Invincible), Joe Casey ( Gødland), Rick Remender ( Fear Agent, Sea of Red), Steve Niles ( The Cryptics), C. B. Cebulski ( Drain), and more as they discuss both current and upcoming projects from Image Comics! Room 2
3:30-4:30 A Marvel Studios Production: The Future of Marvel’s Film Franchises— The next great era of comic book films begins as Marvel Studios launches its new slate. The studio is currently developing many of its landmark titles for adaptation to the screen, including Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Captain America, Thor, Nick Fury, and Ant-Man. At this presentation, the directors of Iron Man ( Jon Favreau), The Incredible Hulk, and Ant-Man ( Edgar Wright) will share their visions for these highly anticipated films. Producers Avi Arad, Kevin Feige, and Ari Arad will join the panel and be on hand to answer questions from the audience. Moderated by Borys Kit of The Hollywood Reporter. Room 6CDEF
4:30-5:30 The 4400— Get a sneak peek at upcoming scenes from CBS Paramount Network Television's hit sci-fi series The 4400 for USA Network, followed by a panel discussion with series stars Joel Gretsch (Tom Baldwin), Jacqueline McKenzie (Diana Skouris), Patrick Flueger (Shawn Farrell), and Megalyn Echikunwoke (Isabelle Tyler) and executive producer Ira Steven Behr ( Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) and producer Craig Sweeny ( Medium). The third season of The 4400 sparks a new beginning for the 4400 people who, over a span of years, mysteriously disappeared—only to be returned to Earth all together in a ball of light. Though the returnees have not aged physically, many of them reappeared with dramatic abilities ranging from enhanced reflexes to precognition. NTAC (National Threat Assessment Command) is the government agency responsible for keeping track of the returnees and investigating all things related to the 4400. Craig Tomashoff, West Coast Bureau Chief at TV GUIDE, will moderate. Room 6CDEF 4:30-5:30 The 4400— Get a sneak peek at upcoming scenes from CBS Paramount Network Television's hit sci-fi series The 4400 for USA Network, followed by a panel discussion with series stars Joel Gretsch (Tom Baldwin), Jacqueline McKenzie (Diana Skouris), Patrick Flueger (Shawn Farrell), and Megalyn Echikunwoke (Isabelle Tyler) and executive producer Ira Steven Behr ( Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) and producer Craig Sweeny ( Medium). The third season of The 4400 sparks a new beginning for the 4400 people who, over a span of years, mysteriously disappeared—only to be returned to Earth all together in a ball of light. Though the returnees have not aged physically, many of them reappeared with dramatic abilities ranging from enhanced reflexes to precognition. NTAC (National Threat Assessment Command) is the government agency responsible for keeping track of the returnees and investigating all things related to the 4400. Craig Tomashoff, West Coast Bureau Chief at TV GUIDE, will moderate. Room 6CDEF
5:00-6:00 The 2nd Annual Fanboy Radio Panel— "The Voice of Comics" returns to San Diego with an even bigger, better panel than last year! Host of the comic book radio talk show Oliver Tull will moderate "A Civil Conversation" with panelists Scott Hinze (other host of FbR) and guests including Joe Quesada (editor-in-chief, Marvel Comics), Heidi MacDonald (comics blogger of The Beat), Robert Kirkman ( Invincible, Marvel Team Up), David Hopkins ( Emily Edison), Scott Kurtz ( PvP) and more! Join the rambunctious hour filled with special announcements, prizes, and tons of fun! Room 4
5:00-6:00 Spotlight on J. Michael Straczynski— He’s one of the most popular writers in television and comics, and he’s about to add the big screen to that list! J. Michael Straczynski, currently writing the Marvel flagship titles Amazing Spider-Man and Fantastic Four, plus Squadron Supreme, is also the creator of the fan-favorite TV series Babylon 5, Crusade, and Jeremiah. JMS is also the author of Changeling, a big-budget feature film for Imagine Entertainment and Universal Pictures, to be produced and potentially directed by Ron Howard. JMS reveals more about his upcoming work during this spotlight! Room 6B
5:00-6:30 Sony Presents— Sony Pictures proudly presents a pair of Marvels: The classic Marvel comic Ghost Rider comes to the big screen with Academy Award–winning Nicolas Cage playing Johnny Blaze. Appearing in person to answer your questions and show some previews will be the film's stars Nicolas Cage and Eva Mendes and director Mark Steven Johnson. Oh, and did we mention Spidey 3? Come find out why we don't have to say anything else . . . besides Sam Raimi! Hall H
5:30-7:00 [adult swim] 2 for 1— That's right. Here's your chance to see new stuff and ask dumb questions. Panel #1: Dave Willis and Matt Maiellaro ( Aqua Teen Hunger Force), Jim Fortier ( Squidbillies), Dino Stamatopoulus ( Moral Orel), and Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha ( Metalocalypse) will kick off the first half of this year's panel. Panel #2 follows with Seth Green and Matt Senreich ( Robot Chicken), Jackson Publick ( Venture Brothers), Adam de La Pena, Todd James, and Peter Girardi ( Minoriteam), and Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim ( Tom Goes to the Mayor). The gang's all here. You should be too. Room 6CDEF
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[16 Jul 2006|08:31am] |
Firday-21st getting better I really want that Halo graphic Novel
10:30-11:30 Marvel: Spider-Man: Then and Now— Welcome, True Believers, to a once-in-a-lifetime event! In one room for the first and only time, join the men who have influenced Spider-Man's life from the beginning and those who are shaping him into the man he is today: Stan Lee, Joe Quesada, John Romita and J. Michael Straczynski! Find out what went into creating the world's greatest superhero and what the future holds for the wall-crawler. Room 6A
10:30-11:30 Hellboy Animated— Tad Stones (director) and Mike Mignola (creator) along with Hellboy movie director Guillermo del Toro, Phil Weinstein, Matt Wayne and Sean Galloway invite you to be one of the first to experience the new project Hellboy Animated from IDT Entertainment. Clips will be previewed, followed by Q&A session. Room 6B
11:30-12:30 Playstation: PSP University— John Koller (senior product manager) and Eric Lempel (senior manager, online development and loyalty media) of Sony Computer Entertainment America show you how to fully harness the power of your PSP (PlayStation Portable). Learn how to configure the PSP for online connectivity, download content, RSS functionality and view TV shows on the go with LocationFree TV. Also find out about upcoming functionalities, including the PSP Camera and GPS capabilities, as well as preview hot new games! Room 6A
12:00-1:00 Snoop Dogg’s Hood of Horror— It's ghouls gone wild as EC Comics gets the urban treatment in this hip hop horror anthology hosted by the Hound of Hell, Snoop Dogg. Join Snoop for an exclusive sneak peek and Q&A along with co-writer/producer Tim Sullivan ( 2001 Maniacs, Driftwood), producer Martin Shore, and cast members Billy Dee Williams ( Star Wars), Ernie Hudson ( Ghostbusters), Danny Trejo ( Devil's Rejects), Daniella Alonso ( One Tree Hill, Wrong Turn 2) and Brande Roderick ( Baywatch, Starsky & Hutch). Room 20
12:30-1:30 Vital Vertigo— From the start, Vertigo has been at the forefront of cutting-edge comics and graphic novels for mature readers. Learn what smart and edgy projects are in store for you in this slide-show presentation. Hosted by VP/ executive editor, Vertigo, Karen Berger, with group editor Shelly Bond, editor Jonathan Vankin, writers Bill Willingham (Fables), Douglas Rushkoff ( Testament), and Steven Seagle ( American Virgin); artists Becky Cloonan ( American Virgin) and Mark Buckingham ( Fables); writer/artist David Lapham; and others! Room 5AB
12:45-2:15 Twentieth Century Fox Presents— Twentieth Century Fox returns to Comic-Con in a big way, with a sneak peek at some of the studio's most anticipated 2006 and 2007 releases. It's a program so epic it couldn't be contained in one hour! Get ready for some very special guests, exclusive footage, screening announcements, and eye-opening—if not jaw-dropping—surprises. Hall H
1:30-2:00 Cartoon Network: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy— Maxwell Atoms (creator) answers questions about The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy from Cartoon Network Studios. Billy and Mandy are normal kids who just happen to be best friends with the Grim Reaper. The panelists include Grey DeLisle (voice of Mandy), Carl Greenblat (storyboards/voice of Fred Fredburger), and storyboard artists Mike Deiderich, Alex Almaguer, and Ian Wasseluk. Room 5AB
2:00-3:00 DC: JLA/JSA: Justice for All— Join an important panel featuring the two teams that define heroism in the DC universe. Writer Brad Meltzer (Identity Crisis, upcoming Justice League of America), writer Geoff Johns (52, Teen Titans, upcoming Justice Society of America), and artist Mike Turner (Supergirl, Identity Crisis) will be joined by senior VP/executive editor DCU Dan DiDio, senior editor Peter Tomasi, and group editor Eddie Berganza to bring you the details of two amazing teams’ past, present, and future. Room 6A
3:30-4:30 Spotlight on John Romita— He was the man who redefined not only Spider-Man but the entire style of Marvel Comics. He drew not only Spidey but Daredevil, Captain America, and dozens of others. He’s Marvel's former art director and one of the most honored artists in the field, John Romita. Mark Evanier is your host. Room 8
4:00-5:00 D.O.A.: Dead or Alive— Jaime Pressly (My Name Is Earl), Holly Valance (Prison Break and international music sensation), Sarah Carter (new CBS show, Shark), and Natassia Malthe (Elektra) star in this new movie from Dimension Films, based on the hit video game series, D.O.A. Join the stars and some special guests for the premiere of exclusive footage from the new movie and a Q&A with the sizzling hot cast. Room 6CDEF
5:00-6:00 Marvel: Halo Graphic Novel— The best-selling video game has hit the four-color world in a stunning new graphic novel. Join Marvel editor-in-chief Joe Quesada and meet the men and women behind the graphic novel, and find out the future of Halo in the world of graphic fiction. Room 6A
5:00-6:00 Marvel: Halo Graphic Novel— The best-selling video game has hit the four-color world in a stunning new graphic novel. Join Marvel editor-in-chief Joe Quesada and meet the men and women behind the graphic novel, and find out the future of Halo in the world of graphic fiction. Room 6A
6:00-7:00 DC: 52: A Year in the Life of the DCU— The DC Universe skipped a year and left everyone wondering what happened in those missing 52 weeks. This can’t-miss panel looks at the ramifications of the Crisis, the absence of the world’s greatest heroes, and those left to pick up the pieces in an event that is unprecedented in comics history! Hosted by senior VP/executive editor DCU Dan DiDio and editor Steve Wacker, with Geoff Johns (52, Teen Titans), Greg Rucka (52, Checkmate), Mark Waid (52, Supergirl and the Legion of Super-heroes), Grant Morrison (52, Batman), J. G. Jones (52), and more. Room 6B
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[16 Jul 2006|08:15am] |
Here are the list of Events I'm going to attend:
Thursday kinda sucks, but whatever
12:30-1:30 Spotlight on Brian Bolland— One of both Britain’s and the comics world’s most respected artists, Brian Bolland is best known for his incredible covers here in the U.S. on such books as Wonder Woman, The Flash, and Batman: Gotham Knights, not to mention his work on Judge Dredd. Moderated by Richard Bruning, DC’s senior VP/creative director. Room 5AB
1:00-2:00 Rosario Dawson: Occult Crimes Taskforce— Rosario Dawson, star of Sin City and Clerks 2, will be joined by her creative team members David Atchison and Tony Shasteen, as well as 12 Gauge Comics' Keven Gardner (The Ride), for a Q&A session about their debut comic series, Occult Crimes Taskforce! Room 6B
3:00-4:30 Marvel Comics: Civil War— The best-selling book of the new millennium has plunged the Marvel Universe into war, pitting friend against friend. Come in for a debriefing and get a sneak peek at what's to come from Joe Quesada and J. Michael Straczynski (Amazing Spider-Man), Paul Jenkins (Civil War: Front Line), Marc Guggenheim (Wolverine), Charles and Daniel Knauf (Iron Man), and many more! Also, surprise announcements from Jeph Loeb (Ultimates 3) and Frank Cho (New Avengers). Room 6A
3:30-5:00 Lionsgate Presents Crank, Skinwalkers, and Saw III— Meet the cast and filmmakers and be one of the first to see exclusive footage from three of Lionsgate's highly anticipated films. From Crank: Jason Statham (Transporter), Amy Smart (Road Trip), Efren Ramirez (Napoleon Dynamite), and writer/directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor. From Skinwalkers: director Jim Isaac (Jason X) and character/creature creator Stan Winston. From Saw III: director Darren Lynn Bousman, writer Leigh Whannell, producer Mark Burg, actress Shawnee Smith and Jigsaw himself Tobin Bell. Also included: a sneak peek of Neil Marshall’s The Descent. Room 6CDEF
4:00-5:00 Hasbro: Transformers— The Hasbro Transformers design and marketing teams take the stage to discuss their plans surrounding their Transformers Cybertron, and Transformers Classics lines and answer your questions. Also, Sony BMG Music Entertainment will be joining Hasbro to talk about their 20th Anniversary Special Edition DVD of Transformers: The Movie! Room 4
4:00-5:00 Pinky and the Brain/Animaniacs— It’s a screening of a special feature from the Animaniacs Volume 1 DVD and the Pinky & the Brain Volume 1 DVD! Panelists participating in the Q&A include Maurice La Marche (voice of Brain and Squit Pigeon), Rob Paulsen (voice of Pinky and Yakko), Jess Harnell (voice of Wakko), Andrea Romano (voice director/casting director for both shows), Earl Kress (writer for both shows), Peter Hastings (writer for both shows), and Gordon Bressack (writer for both shows). Room 6B
4:30-6:00 Spotlight on George Pérez— One of comics’ most popular artists for over 30 years, George Pérez has a résumé that contains a who’s who of comics’ most memorable characters. Now working exclusively for DC, and an integral part of their recent Infinite Crisis, George talks about his career and opens up the floor to Q&A. Room 5AB
6:00-7:00 Happy Tree Friends— See the exclusive world premiere of the Happy Tree Friends television series. Comic-Con will be the first and only place fans will see the television episode before it goes to air this fall! Creative team Kenn Navarro, John Evershed, Ken Pontac, Jim Lively, and Francis Carr will be on hand for this screening and Q&A session, and be sure to get your photo taken with our 7-foot tall Cuddles mascot! Each attendee will also receive an exclusive Happy Tree Friends TV button. Room 5AB
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| Butt Babies |
[25 Apr 2006|09:44pm] |
Today at work I was constantly asked by people for dollars. " Gabe you have a dollar?" " Gabe I need 1 more dollar" "GABE GABE-- DOLLAR DOLLAR." This shit happens all day everyday. So my idea for a solution is a Kissing booth. Bitch, you want a then give me a kiss. Why aren't kissing booths still around at the local fairs anymore? Then it hit me. Kissing booths where cool back in the Leave it to Beaver, and Wonder years days, but today kissing isn't as cool. I could walk over to the walmart and get some 16 year old high school girl to kiss me ( More on that later) but today to rise the bar and peak the interest of the general public, we now have
Fucking glory holes.
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| Rockos Modern Life |
[16 Mar 2006|08:47pm] |
* Rocko and the guys frequented a restaurant called "Chokey Chicken", however the name of the restaurant was later changed to "Chewy Chicken."
* Rocko's favorite hobby was "jacking" (as "jackhammering" is often shortened to).
* Rocko and the guys played a game called "Spank the Monkey", where there was a monkey on the table between them and they all are holding paddles before Mr. Bighead enters the room and asks them to go bowling.
* During one episode, Rocko and Heffer walk past a demonstration pit for jackhammers which reads, "Jack all you want."
* In "Who Gives a Buck?", on Rocko's credit card, you see, in capital letters "A$$".
* Rocko, after getting fired from his job, is seen briefly holding a job as a phone-sex operator, where he is talking on the phone in a monotone voice, repeating the words, "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby." Rocko later realizes that his customer is Mrs. Bighead, and both parties then hang up. (There was also a sign on the wall that read, "Remember: be hot, be naughty, be courteous".)
* Rocko finds another job where he is tattooing a rhinoceros named 'Mr. Horny'.
* A show in Rocko's Modern Life is called "The Fatheads", though in the show's universe, it's a send-up of the Bigheads and their lifestyle as created by their cartoonist son, Ralph Bighead.
* Rocko's dog Spunky falls in love with a mop, and there is a scene where the mop and Spunky are cuddling, then a not-so-sexual montage that shows a train speeding through a tunnel and someone spreading mayonnaise on a slice of bread.
* The city of "Ballzach" was shown in an episode.
* Heffer had a nudist party in Rocko's backyard. (With a nudist band known as, "The Dangles".)
* When Rocko goes to buy a new bowl for Spunky, he goes to Dog World in the mall, and the guy says, "Hop on our doggy style bowl rides, everybody on your hands and knees!"
* Filburt pretends to be a woman on more than one occasion (and pretends to be Rocko's wife so Rocko could stay in the country, in an episode spoofing The Odd Couple).
* The Bunmaster TV ads show a guy shoving his buttocks in front of the camera.
* The Wolfe family referring to Rocko as a "beaver" and Grandpa Wolfe suggested that they "eat the beaver."
* In "Hut Sut Raw", Rocko finds what looks like two berries side by side on a bush while camping. When he plucks one of the berries, a bear runs out of the bushes clutching his groin in pain. This scene was cut from later airings.
* In the episode where Mrs. Bighead tries to seduce Rocko, she offers him a drink which she had covertly spiked with spanish fly. Literally, she sprinkles brown flies with sombreros and ponchos into his drink.
* In "Wacky Delly", during the scene in which Rocko, Heffer and Filburt expose the film, Filburt is heard shouting "Stop touching me!" Heffer begins apologizing profusely but fails to be forgiven by Filburt. It should be evident where Filburt was touched to make him that angry.
* In the episode when Heffer gets Rocko on a dating show, it is mentioned that the fish lady "has a fetish for short wallabies".
* In "Flu-en-u-enza", Rocko who has the flu, visits a doctor named, "Bendova", who gives him a prostate exam.
* In one episode, the one where Rocko accidentally orders a complete TV/Stereo system, Rocko, Filburt, and Heffer are watching movies. The first movie shown is called "Night of the Shaved Kittens".
* In "Leap Frogs", Mrs. Bighead hands some cash to Rocko (who is not wearing a shirt), for helping her around the house. Seconds later, Mr. Bighead walks in the door and catches the two. A surprised Rocko quickly explains, "It's not what you think!".
* A character often known simply as Hippo Lady has made a few appearances on the show, often accompanied by her line of dialogue in a very deep voice, "How dare you!" On one occasion in a supermarket, Rocko falls into her cleavage and gets stuck.
* One character, Bob Bucky Taylor (a spoof of Tim Taylor of Home Improvement which in turn is a spoof of Bob Vila), said on a tv ad that he and his crew built a "26 room fellatio mansion". (later, he also stated, "I can't tell a hammer from a hemorrhoid!")
* In the episode where Spunky falls in love with a broom, a faint sqeaking is heard, possibly referring to a sexual act towards the broom. Spunky does this once, and so does his Psychiatrist.
* In "Commuted Sentence", Rocko's car gets impounded, and there is a scene where his car calls him from the impound lot. After asking Rocko to get him out of the lot, Rocko's car looks over his shoulder, and spots a semi with a menacing grin on his face who laughs at him. Then, Rocko's car yells to him, "hurry!" The view then shifts back to Rocko, and the sound of metal squeaking against metal, can be heard from the phone. This hints that Rocko's car was being sodomized. To prove this further, when Rocko comes to pick up his car, he asks the man at the lot, "I've come to pick up my car, it's the red one." The man at the lot tells him, "yeah, the other cars call him 'fancy fenders'. (he then says in a disgusted voice) A term of endearment I'm sure."
* Really Really Big Man at one point tells Rocko to 'gaze into my nipples of the future,' after which RRBM's nipples attatch themselves to Rocko's eyes
* In the episode "manic mechanic" right before the car returns from sky and into the original body, you can see the words HIV being spelled out with wooden boards.
* In the episode "closet clown" there are numerus jokes that compare being a clown to being gay.
* In the episode "The Good, the Bad, and the Wallaby", while Heffer is sleeping in a barn with cows, a farmer comes along, mistakes him for a cow, and "hooks him up" to an automated milking machine. After a few seconds of sucking sounds, facial contortions, and stars in his eyes, Heffer orgasms. This scene was only showed once and was removed from further airings.
* On "Road Rash", Heffer and Rocko stop at a motel advertising "hourly rates" and "wa-wa beds" (vibrating beds), called, "The No-Tell Motel". They are told by the man at the front desk, that the place is full, and a room will not be available for twenty minutes. A buzzer suddenly interupts the man, and the man tells them, "oh, we have premature departure, you can have room now. How long you want?" Rocko tell him, "Just till tomorrow." The man responds, "All night? (he then whistles) ok?!" This hints that the motel is rented by prostitutes on the hour. (This scene was shown the first time the episode aired. It was cut from later airings.)
* One of Filburt and Dr. Hutchinson's babies looks like Heffer. This suggests that Dr. Hutchinson and Heffer had sex. (Actually in the context of the show, all four of Filbert's and Hutchinson's were hatched from one egg. When trying to keep it warm Filbert found out he's a failure at egg sitting and had Heffer do it, who took the role very seriously. At the end of the episode four babbies hatched from the one egg, and apprently because of egg sitting one the kid's took on Hef's apperance in a form of strange cartoon logic.)
* Mr. Bighead, Rocko's next door neighbor, constantly has a problem with Rocko's dog playing around in his front yard. Specifically, and to quote Ed Bighead himself, he hates
having "Spunky in his salmon bushes"
* At the end of "Power Trip", Rocko tells Really Really Big Man, "thanks Really Really Big Man, we've all been touched by your bigness."
* When Heffer discovered he was adopted he went searching for his real parents and came to what he thought was his father's tombstone. While he was crying his father appeared in a vision and explained that he's not dead, nor is that his grave. After which there's a cut showing that the grave reads "Here lies a big wet cat".
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| Let me get up in your guts |
[18 Feb 2006|10:24pm] |
So today I fucking FINALLY did it. I actually now have, in my possession a XBOX 360.
This is how the the story go's
Yesterday Dan told me he that the target that he works at was going to get 2 bundle packs (and unless you're retarded and didn't know the 360 are being shipped in two different packs 1 that is 299 that is just a bare bone system without the HDD, Component cables, live membership, or live headset. and the pack with all that is the bundle pack for 399) SO anyways, Dan tells me to go to Target after 7:30pm to try and grab a 360 before any fags show up and snatch them up. So I show up with a huge 360 size boner and then it was shot down and I had blue balls. Felt like JR High all over again. So now to the happy are of the this story. Dan calls me tonight and say " Go to Target right now" so I rushed over there runing stop sign and crashing puppies on my way. Then I had to wait around for about a hour and ahlf until they unload the 360s off the truck. So after an hour and a half of read in COSMO and trying out a variety of lotions I finally got it. Came home plugged it up and played some games , then decided to celebrate with beer. Went to Wal-mart and some kid asked me to buy him apple pucker, and I did.
WORD!
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| Nigger rape |
[07 Feb 2006|08:33pm] |
Well today is Tuesday "Shield and bratwurst Tuesday" acutally. Which if you haven't notice is the night where we sit at home and grill bratwurst, burgers , drink beer and whiskey, and watch The Shield.This season of the shield ( which is rumored to be the last) is kicking off to a fucking great start.Every episode has been ending on a cliffhanger.YOu start think to yourself " Fuck is the strike team going down or is this all going to blow up in Forrest Whitikers face and just be added to the list of the fallen to come against Vic." Also I would like to express my embarassment. I'm watching this Jay-z vs Linkin Park concert, you know the one from the album where Jay-z butt fucked Linkin Park and they made that bastard of an album? Yeah, well I'm starting to like it. Also does Anyone think that if I jack off on a pregnecy test it will come up at positive?
BAKERS DOZEN!!
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| SInce Valentines day is on it's way up, we should remind our ladies of march 14th |
[06 Feb 2006|03:05pm] |
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to
display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with
gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find
romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one
special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you
really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you
in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure
seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but
that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration.
Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special
holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their
life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit
it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective
and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies
finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the
holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this
twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a
new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to
ensure a memorable March 14th!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it
needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and
help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak
and BJ's. 
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| You know that if I'm posting it's very important |
[14 Nov 2005|07:33pm] |
Everyone call this gay mans phone number and just leave awesome gay bashing messages
817-980-0677
LJ don't fail me now.
And I looking at your skeletoraids to do this shit first and repost this on your lj
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[31 Aug 2005|04:33pm] |
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| Car accidents are a great place to meet cute chicks |
[24 Jun 2005|12:56am] |
We got in a car accident tonight. YAY!!!!!!
So heres the story.
Dan and Rey met me after work tonight and where fallowing me to my friend Blairs house to pick up our bootlegged copy of Star wars Episode 3. But as faith would have it( and I think faith is a nigger that hates me cause my family owned some of George Washingtons slaves)we never made it.
As we where driving away from my job there was this newer model VW bettle that died in the middle of the street so I stopped behind it and waited for traffic to clear up so I can drive around the dead bug and in my rear view I say that Rey had stopped behind me too. As I was looking into my side mirrors I hear tires screeeeeeeeching and my car jerked really hard. And of course the first thing I thought was " That faggot ass Rey hit me, the hells his problem" and I jumped out of my car to see if he was ok and I see this white Honda civic (Riki) smoking out from under the hood and the air bags deployed and the dude got out and started coughing, and I swore he was going to throw up. But too bad he didn't that would have been great shit. So the guy couldn't stop in time and he hit Rey and Rey hit me. So Rey got the guys insurance Info and I called 1 time and I though for a second that the bug was about to leave so I ran up to them and these two cute chicks looke out the windows and asked if we where ok. They blamed themselves for the accident and seemed more upset then we where.Well long story short. The cops came gave us all the info we needed, mine and Reys cars are ok, Reys is a little banged up, and I have a hole in my bummer, but the guy that hit us car is wreaked, and Dan walks with a limp now :( I also DIDN'T get taking in for the warrent I have. and Before the chicks left I got one of their numbers. GOOD BARON.
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| Mike park |
[28 May 2005|01:40pm] |
Not too long ago, about a month or so Mike Park played a show in my
living room, and ended up spending the whole weekend with us. We took
him toRobertos for lunch, got him into the VIP booths at my job and saw
Amityville and then took him to the Peppermill for nachos.
Here are the pics.
Here he is playin the show. It;s a little dark cause Mike needed the
blinds shut so he could use his little projector that he shined on the
wall. It was this dvd he made about how Rikis are Stereo typed in
movies. It was cool cause it was his politics and beliefs, but he wasn't
pushing it on us.
After the Show I grilled up some burgers. When I asked everyone who
wanted a burger Mike said " I'll take one" but I though he was
bullshitting cause he was a vegitarian I heard so I didn't make him a
burger. then he came out and make one from himself, then mowed our yard
Hes Me, Dan-o and Rey-Rey with Mike before we left to take him to his next living room show.
and here are the big ass Nachos they serve at the Peppermill
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